bitch about bitches

[mindexplodes]

Crazy condescending yoga teacher perpously destroyed my torso. FIE ON YOU DEVL WOMAN! FIE! i hate you and your crackling microphone. and not letting me take off my socks,and making me wear shoes.She was like a sock-nazi . "you wear socks? NO YOGA FOR YOU" BITCH! "YOU MUST WEAR SHOES"! What a power trip! she's abusing the only power she has a yoga

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[nowliexinit]

I think I've had maybe 7 showers in the last year where I wasn't wearing sandals. Gross things live on shower floors, evil, dirty things. But that is true about mats, but that's gyms for you. I'd recommend you just start a low level course of antibiotics for the rest of your life, just to be safe!

[mindexplodes]

sounds like a plan!

[mindexplodes]

it is really fun, and you feel good after it. like RIGHT AFTER it. it's the tommorw that is the ultimate suck.

i don't know? i should probobly ask before i buy one though!

[maliciouslykind]

Haha, stupid yoga unstructor, we need to avoid that woman. She definitely had an evil smile on her face the whole time!!! The last one we had was great though!!! Lets go buy some yoga matts and avoid the akwardness all together!!!

*there will be blood Laurie, there will be blood*

[mindexplodes]

haha agreed! the last lady was really nice and funny! i hope they are not expensive because i am le POORRRR

and on that note. OFF TO WORK THE OVERNIGHT!