Name meme ganked from gern

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's / father's middle names)
Charles Louise

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Shelton Robert

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Corobe

4.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Cuttlefish

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The Polyphonic Spree |MTV Music

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...if we do I'm goin' from this -


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Okay, so when winter begins to creep up on us here in the northern ( Read more... )

My friend Shannon's husband edited this together from Season One of the finest series of our time.

It obeys Colby's Law of repetition comedy.

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I proposed selecting from the following list:

leftover spaghetti! kumquats! pizzapie!
chocolate cake and ice cream! a spanking! nachos!
crab rangoon! sushi! coffee and goin' back to bed! porn!
dressin' up funny and goin' to the bank! grapes! swordplay!
primal screaming in the shower! hairdye! cucumbers!

[for all the bullshit surveys and questionnaires that float around the net written by twerps and chumps, few have come close to the one featured every month in VF, but since most of us will never grace those pages, since we're nobodies ourselves, we might as well answer those here and now.]

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?

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