"Shh..." Ben held his finger to his lip, looking at the offensive lamp that had dared to trip him. No, someone had decided to rearrange all the furniture on him while he had been away at the bonfire party at the river ( Read more... )

ooc: response fic to this

9. “I am a great supporter of sex before marriage. Otherwise I wouldn't have had sex at all.”
| Vicar of Dibley

There were a few things in life that Ben hated hearing. But the top thing on that ultimate list of bad things was when his mother shouted his full name.

"BENJAMIN ISSAC BRAEDEN WINCHESTER!"

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