Oh, no...I-I've been neglecting m-my journal, i-it must be so lonely! I-I'm s-s-sorry, journal, I-I'll write in you m-much more often f-from now on!

I-I just s-saw a-a w-whole n-nest of rats u-under the kitchen t-t-table!!!!

R-rememeber t-that s-squirrel w-who was b-b-biting me a-awhile ago? I-it c-came b-back and n-now i-it wants t-to b-be m-my pet! :D I-isn't t-that great?

N-now N-Ninian h-has a-a d-double, a-and s-she eats p-people!! J-Jaffar, p-protect me!! ;_;

Jaffar's back he's back he's back he's back a-a-a-a-a-and h-he promised n-never to leave me again!! *cries tears of joy*

But...t-the n-new t-tactician i-is s-scaring m-me w-with h-his "leet speak". ;_;

N-now I-I h-have a-a d-double!! ;_; S-she b-b-better n-not t-take J-Jaffar a-a-away f-from m-me or b-bite m-my f-friends!

T-the squirrel isn't mad at me anymore! I-I think it likes me, I gave it some nuts and it hasn't bothered me ever since!

I-I-I-I j-j-just g-g-g-got at-t-t-tacked b-b-by an a-a-a-a-ngry s-s-s-s-squirrel!!!! I-I-I d-didn't m-m-mean t-to s-step on its t-tail, ho-onest!

W-when w-will t-the m-m-madness END? ;_;

N-now t-there's s-s-s-someone p-pretending to be Uncle Legault!!

W-what's n-next, a-a-a fake version of m-me?

I'm scared!