Today I was walking home from the gym, in the rain, with no makeup on, and a big fat guy walked by and actually said "Geee, you sure are purty." To which I said "Geee, you're...not." Just thought I'd share how desperate men in NY are. Seriously, who in their right mind thinks that walking up to a total stranger in the middle of an intersection ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that Harrison Ford passed me in a hallway and said "Pardon me." As I was walking away, he said "Hey Renee!". I turned around to look at him in disbelief and then he paused and said "Do that sassy walk." So I did. And then he gave me this crooked smile and said "Yeah, that's sassy." Isn't that the BEST DREAM EVER?! My ( Read more... )

I am having one of those days that is cosmically horrific. My horoscope today told me that today is the day for making good business impressions, that I couldn't lose. Oh, but it was wrong! This morning I not only managed to spill an entire bowl of milk and cereal on my chest, but also get stuck on the slow, local W train that stalled TWICE on ( Read more... )

So, a LOT has happened since I last posted. Pretty sad that it's taken me this long. Right now I'm sitting at my desk in my cushy temp job, and thought I'd update ( Read more... )

You Belong in Rome
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I'm quitting my job at Outback Steakhouse. I think the whole drunken excursion I had earlier this week was a product of just being plain miserable at work. A few days ago in Takeaway I just lost it. I ran into the hall and burst into tears. I can no longer work 7 hours in a little room by myself with phones constantly ringing and having nasty ( Read more... )

The other night I got so completely fucking drunk that I can barely describe it. All I'm going to say is that it's a miracle that I made it home safe. I think this was my one lucky grace period from God. I walked from 56th and 3rd all the way to Lincoln Center at 4:30 in the morning and wasn't raped, mugged, or beaten. That is a miracle (not ( Read more... )

I think Ive just found possibly the strangest on-line interactive system every built. It's called "Second Life" and it's kind of like "The Sims" on-line, only....it's a little TOO real. They have REAL USD currency. I don't really know how to even describe it except to say that you can BUY your own VIRTUAL LAND! At first it seemed absolutely ( Read more... )

Boys are weird. : /