apparently i only update once a month.

[mink_handjob]

so today i was thinking about how i used to have all these hobbies and interests and now all i do is sit on my ass and eat candy. but then the voice in my brian reminded me, "wait, brittney! you DO have a hobby! you collect naked or otherwise embarassing photographs of celebrities!" and i was like "YOU'RE RIGHT voice in my head! i AM a productive

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[electricshaver]

circumsized > uncircumsized.
chloe sevigny > drew barrymore + christina ricci (yes based solely on that photo. shuts!)
you being bored > me being bored.

[mink_handjob]

chloe sevigny> drew barrymore AND christina ricci? man, that's a pretty bold statement. a little drastic, if you ask me. but yes, she is hot there.

sometimes productive things come of me being bored. but it's a rare occasion.

[hellink]

That picture of Jude Law's penis really caught me off guard.
Where did you find this greatly amusing entertainment?

[mink_handjob]

my collection has accumulated over time, my friend.

they're mostly from celebrity gossip sites (thesuperficial.com, socialitelife.com, perezhilton.com, etc.) but some i heard about and had to do mad searches for.

[frenchfry2]

i agree with u on jude law. FUCKING HOTTIE who cares if hsi dick looks small flaccid. until i see that shit hard, doesnt matter. still hot

[mink_handjob]

ahahahahaha! amen to that. i'm waiting for that glorious photograph where we finally DO see that shit hard.

[kristin_useless]

everyone looks small flaccid! Even guys that have to use extra-large condoms and stuff... I mean, I have my share of experience with those doods... it's all about the rapid blood flow fluffing, man. Jude's penis is still Jude's penis, and I'm glad my 2 lovely friends are smart enough to realize that. <3

PS Brittney.... the commentary made it even better. I kind of want to start my own collection but then I would totally be copying off you... so instead, you should just send me the e-folder full of these and we'll pretend it was a present so I'm not a loser..

[mink_handjob]

YES! let me know! i'd be glad to give you the pictures. spreadin' the love/asscheeks/nip slips...

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CRITICIZE WEINERS FOR BEING SMALL WHEN THEY'RE FLACID. i'm so glad you agree too!

[aidanstein]

woah
i cannot get over the
paris vagina?
can that be real?

[mink_handjob]

oh yes, it's as real as they get. it's really the Mona Lisa of nude celebrity photographs. a classic, if you will.

[mink_handjob]

if being a creep is wrong, then dear god, laura, i don't wanna be right.

i am very proud to hear that you've enjoyed reading this entry as much as i've enjoyed creating it.