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1. i went to isu over the weekend. some of the highlights included puking out a cab window, running into 3 completely random people from my past (one from junior high and two from high school), (shout out to miss laura braun.), verbalizing the most stoned thought i've ever had in all of my weedy years, sleeping betwixt the two most beautiful men i ( Read more... )

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i lost my virginity to led zeppelin's "good times bad times."

i hope that if my mom ever finds my livejournal, she reads this entry and is proud of me.

a hot guy can automatically gain, on average, 2-4 extra points on the hot scale if he has a gut.
i don't even care. if i see a hot dude, i'll be like, "meh, hot dude." then i might get a half-mast boner. maybe.
but if i notice he has a gut, that's when the truly graphic (and often disturbing) sexual thoughts kick in.

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"god, i LOVE the smell of those peppers."
"yeah? well i love the smell of your puhhhhh---"

the most beautiful man alive was at this party on saturday.
dear beautiful man,
please come back into my life somehow so i can bone you.
love,
brittney

i've got something i want to discuss.


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i have never drunk livejournaled before. yeah, i just invented "livejournaled" as a verb. eat it. i have to say that i'm absolutely the gayest ive ever been in my life right now. i dont think i could love kimber, aidy, gus, AGGIE, and every fucking person tonight more than i do right now. my heart is so filled with gay love that i'm going to ( Read more... )