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most important post i will ever make.
adrian got me a bracelet from tori spelling's estate sale, which, if you follow celebrity gossip, was a pretty big deal about two weeks ago. so basically, right now i am wearing a bracelet that belonged to tori spelling.
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mother and daughter debate nature vs. nurture
me: everything is environmental. every little thing is learned. even if it has to do with pre-natal environment, everything is conditioned in a person.
mom: now, i don't believe that everything about someone is the result of nurture. you, for example, came out of the womb completely craving knowledge. there weren't enough books i could give you or ( Read more... ) -
if chicks could get boners, i would never be able to walk.
one of my better qualities is my ability to reduce men to sexual objects that exist solely for my own gratification. i'm just being honest. i did absolutely nothing today, so i had a lot of sitting around and thinking time on my hands. and whenever brittney gets to thinkin', it eventually leads to something involving the only kind of meat i consume ( Read more... ) -
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give me suggestions for music to download. i haven't heard much good music lately and as a result i've resorted to downloading judas priest and wesley willis (no, i don't understand that correlation, either).
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these ass clowns are on mtv true life "i'm getting my big break" right now.
somebody please punch these guys in the face.
seriously. these guys look like they went to kmart and bought "rock star" halloween costumes. i can't even believe this bullshit actually exists.
i don't know people like this in real life, nor do i ever see people like this anywhere--not in the city in "hip" neighborhoods, not at school, not at ( Read more... ) -
apparently i only update once a month.
so today i was thinking about how i used to have all these hobbies and interests and now all i do is sit on my ass and eat candy. but then the voice in my brian reminded me, "wait, brittney! you DO have a hobby! you collect naked or otherwise embarassing photographs of celebrities!" and i was like "YOU'RE RIGHT voice in my head! i AM a productive ( Read more... )
