gutz.

[mink_handjob]

a hot guy can automatically gain, on average, 2-4 extra points on the hot scale if he has a gut.
i don't even care. if i see a hot dude, i'll be like, "meh, hot dude." then i might get a half-mast boner. maybe.
but if i notice he has a gut, that's when the truly graphic (and often disturbing) sexual thoughts kick in.

a flat stomach is probably the

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[aredsodeep138]

What a great explanation although yeah..I'm not sure if I'd really wanna be on the side of the useless cokey mccokeheads. However, the black power ranger and me would destroy..shit or not. Maybe that explains why I don't have a gut, my serious nature. Actually it is. I wouldn't let myself have a gut. To me it represents lethargy and that "i don't give a shit" attitude which you know deep down I despise yet take great interest in. However your stomach is innocent and as you said can be that dividing line between seriousness and good times. And it's not nearly as negative as I've said. Oh yeah I'm definitely not hating the gut. You know I like thick girls hahhaha

You're hilarious. I love you.
p.s. It's like a third boob

[mink_handjob]

ahahahaa!!! i love your analysis of why i might be attracted to guts...having one could definitely be seen as indicative of not giving a shit. the more i think about it, the more i realize that you're totally right and that's probably a huge part of it. fuckin' genius, carlos.

and i love YOU.

[electricshaver]

while reading this i just kept imagining Ron Jeremy's gut with all the hair and the mess...i know this wasnt what you meant per say, but still.
the lovely kangaroo pouchy gut, the beer belly, that's what youre shooting for which is wonderful. equally wonderful the mental image of the night club...and the line of decarmation especially.
wonderful.

[iamwrite]

why do you need a man when you could have THISSS [imagine me bouncin' my boobies]

[film_maven]

that's funny. but i would say maybe it's some sort of hereditary culture. back in olden times, the more of a gut you had, the richer, wiser, and seemingly more noble you were considered by the general public...of course, that's the opposite now. society sure is strange and on that note. this is for you

http://www.theobsidian.net/images/photopost041907/mushroomkingdom.jpg

[frenchfry2]

i think my favorite thing about your entries liek this is how you can take something like gut attraction and turn it into something so eloquently written