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[mink_handjob]

the most beautiful man alive was at this party on saturday.
dear beautiful man,
please come back into my life somehow so i can bone you.
love,
brittney

i've got something i want to discuss.

Comments

[eastandnorth]

i feel like ninety percent of what i've ever heard come out of your mouth is about periods.

this is incredible.

[mink_handjob]

AHAHAHAHHA. it's actually more like 80%, because the other 20% is about blowjobs and farts. but thanks anyway.

YOU'RE incredible. hangouts more. MORE.

[mink_handjob]

you have NO idea how bad i want one.
actually you probably have a pretty good idea.

[mr_asteroid]

i am a cashier, and actually, pretty much everyday a woman comes through my line with a douche... but i've yet to have one buying 'always clean'

P.S. *shudders at the thought of pads... or periods in general*
... *pukes*

[iamwrite]

why aren't you a writer? just why?

[let_it__rain]

amen.

[mink_handjob]

bless your little heart.

[mink_handjob]

that's honestly really flattering coming from you, the award-winning journalist.
so honored.

[kimbergarten]

i love you brittney. seriously. i haven't heard of these always cleanz but that's pretty ridic.

last time i was bleeding vaginally i started at school and asked some ladies in my teaching practicum class if they had any tampons. THEY ALL HAD PADS!!! one of them fits the stereotypical pad-wearing awkward frumpster. but one is a femme lesbian (and not in the "no i will not put a phallic tampon up in me" way) and the other is this ultra, ultra adorable little hipster cutie pie. WHAT THE FUCK. it was so crazy and i had to wear one until my next class where normals were.

[mink_handjob]

AHAHAAHAHA oh my goddddddddd.
what?!?!?!!? seriously i thought everyone used tampons. and, i have a confession, i actually started using tampons after most girls. i thought i was the last person to convert. i cant believe that every single chick you asked only had pads. "stereotypical pad-wearing awkward frumpster?" god, i love you.
i LOVE you.