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[mink_handjob]

the most beautiful man alive was at this party on saturday.
dear beautiful man,
please come back into my life somehow so i can bone you.
love,
brittney

i've got something i want to discuss.

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[proxima_c]

I just want to say that I appreciate the term "vaginal ecosystem."

Honestly it made me think of a vagina with some loam and sod...possibly high in nitrogen and phosphorus. Maybe a rabbit or two lurking around...
then theres a clearing in the trees where theres this musty drippy cave that has an ominous fog coming out of it. I'll let your imagination fill in the rest of that analogy.

[mink_handjob]

my vagina is a musty, drippy cave with an ominous fog.

so you know how when you hear certain words, a picture instantly pops up in your head (or maybe i'm just mental)?

when i hear or think of "ecosystem," i think of a storybook drawing of a sloth.

what the fuck? i feel like when i was in whatever grade and they told us about ecosystems that there must have been a sloth involved in a textbook somehow.