update on my [meaningless and monotonous] life. (can a life be monotonous? i don't think so.)

[mink_handjob]

1. i went to isu over the weekend. some of the highlights included puking out a cab window, running into 3 completely random people from my past (one from junior high and two from high school), (shout out to miss laura braun.), verbalizing the most stoned thought i've ever had in all of my weedy years, sleeping betwixt the two most beautiful men i

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[aidanstein]

ASHLAND AND ADDISON! THAT IS SO CLOSE TO ME.
OH GOD MY LIFE WILL HAVE PURPOSE.

sunday night was so fun. i'm obsessed with you.

oh and
that threesom is happening.
it's the only way we have house warming parties in this family.

[let_it__rain]

i miss you so much.

[kimbergarten]

it's even CLOSER TO ME!
i am so happy about the apartment!
and i will do the honors of initiating the threesome.
it will be on your bed, therefore you're not going to be a part of it. (sadly for me.)

bring me with you to volunteer! do they need more volunteers and they do they have to be depaul students?
on the first day of my public speaking class, the first impression everyone had of me is that i should be a kindergarten and/or preschool teacher. so take some of my motherly instinct juices. i believe they'll be on your sheets after the threesome.

yahhhh i love you!

[mink_handjob]

your motherly instinct juices on my sheets? AAAAAH you are a GENIUS.
you have no idea how excited i am to be so much nearer to your warm embrace.
i LOVE you.

[aredsodeep138]

Hey Brittney call me at my same number. I didn't have a phone for like three weeks but I do now..and I'm busy as hell.

I can't wait for your testicles to be exposed.