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Five months later...
Hi there!
Obviously it's summer now, and things are actually sort of happening. After my last entry I got all A's except for one B (but the B was in graduate-level critical theory, so I think I can let that one go). The scholarship is saved! rain_dances and I are going to live in a four-person apartment-like situation on campus (and they're just going ( Read more... ) -
Valentine's Day
First of all, it's possible that I am very drunk right now.
Second of all: instead of taking notes in ENG 502 today, I started scribbling and ended up writing a sonnet to my non-existent boyfriend. So... happy late Valentine's Day, livejournal friends!
*clears throat*
If Shakespeare wrote a Valentine's Day letter ( Read more... ) -
"And the Ladies Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of the Antelope"
Seriously, guys.
It's been cold and damp all week. Today it's over sixty, full-on sunny, clear blue sky--
(Aw, Liz: "Picture clear blue skise... Concentrate on your breathing..." "Clear blue sky, I'm so there..." *hugs John and Rodney* Sorry about the obscure reference, other people)
--and the birds are chirping and all that and I'm fucking ( Read more... ) -
Best. Headline. Ever.
On the MSN news page today:
"Ultraviolet glow lights up spider sex rituals"
Wow. I don't think I laughed loud enough to wake my roommate up but I might have snorted and banged my head on my desk, and also probably flailed a little ( Read more... ) -
Eeeeep
At this particular time you are feeling the results of extreme stress and you are seeking a 'way out' but you are pushing too hard. Obviously you need peace, tranquillity and contentment. Your temperament is such that you are hoping, unrealistically perhaps, that your desires will shortly be fulfilled (even if at this time you are not quite sure ( Read more... ) -
"I'm a night owl and an early bird... So I'm wise, and I have worms."
So today I went on the traditional "walk the dog in the vast, godforsaken desert we have in the backyard" ritual with my mother. There was much conversation ( Read more... ) -
"It's just like RENT except without the AIDS or the singing!"
Still dealing with the aftershocks of Reading Day Hostage Situation 2006. It's been rough, let me tell you. Just getting used to the outside again is a major adjustment. My comrades and I are just taking it one day at a time ( Read more... ) -
"Now drop and give me one cock push-up."
Based on the deplorable lack of laughter after that line as well as others, I'm pretty sure I was the only one in the movie theater who has paid enough attention to the Tenacious D CD.
Several things have been keeping me from functioning as a normal human being lately.
Item 1: My C- in Service Learning. Well, my C- maybe. If I write " ( Read more... ) -
Just as every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners saints...
List five songs that you currently love. It doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artists, and the songs in your blog. Then tag five other Livejournal friends to see what they're listening to.I have been ( Read more... ) -
Homocidal phantom clown
So, I finally did my laundry. It's the first load of laundry I've done since the semester began. Isn't it marvelous when procrastination starts to affect your cleanliness ( Read more... )