so basically, this is what's happening. i'm surrounded by family essentially 24 hours a day. even now, at an internet cafe across the street from my grandparent's house, my dad is currently sitting next to me looking up stuff for a trip we're gonna take on sunday. so this is kinda risky ( Read more... )

go visit internet cafes, teach your dad how to play warcraft III, and update journal. also, if/when i get back i'll elaborate about my wonderful trip to taiwan (here right now) and all the nice pictures and nice things that happened, but not in this journal. becaues this journal is about funniness and misfortunes ( Read more... )

ahhh... now that gre's are over, i feel like i can waste more time doing stuff like this (when in truth, i probably don't have more. i'm just wasting it anyways ( Read more... )

so evidentally, brett tells me that judy's mom is quite the vain one. in this vein, for judy's 21st birthday, i've taken one from brett and written her a song that i can sing and play to. naturally, it's to the tune of something easy, aka "stacy's mom" by fountains of wayne ( Read more... )

my body parts, and if they could talk ( Read more... )

hm. i guess it's been awhile since i've updated. wow, they changed the interface too ( Read more... )

I answered them questions as honestly as I could. Here's the quiz itself ( Read more... )

i went to see my parents and grandma over the weekend. and it was during that time when i finally had my first triple-take experience for this haircut. it took about 6 months, but that's actually kinda early i guess. usually it doesn't happen until my hair's a bit longer ( Read more... )

while the source to this quote in the subject heading was referring to a physical act ( Read more... )

one of my problems is that my facial hair doesn't grow overly fast. i might need to shave it once every three days. but since i can't tolerate looking at myself in the mirror, it never became part of my daily routine. as a result, all too frequently, i look like something of a scuzz ball ( Read more... )