Oh man, I don't know if I can do this justice...

[minotaurs]

I oversaw an inventory this morning at one of our local stores, so I came home unexpectedly for lunch. Let me emphasise the unexpectedly part of that sentence. As in, "the NEENER did not expect me to come home at that time of the day". Yes, I think you can see where this is going

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[silk_knickers]

*insert "Webelos" joke here*

[stidean]

OK, follow up inquiry. Was it part of sexual play or, God forbid, actual preparation for a boyscout event?

[minotaurs]

He was *never* a boy scout.

[stidean]

Yummers... Is he good looking? Nice thighs? Ooh, you got me hooked. Too bad there's no photo.

[celli]

O RLY.

[esprix]

I... ju... fmuh... buh?

YOU BROKE MY BRAIN. Fucker.

[illian]

*snort*