Oh man, I don't know if I can do this justice...

[minotaurs]

I oversaw an inventory this morning at one of our local stores, so I came home unexpectedly for lunch. Let me emphasise the unexpectedly part of that sentence. As in, "the NEENER did not expect me to come home at that time of the day". Yes, I think you can see where this is going

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[kadymae]

Apparently it's a very good thing that I didn't break for lunch half an hour earlier.

I dunno. There's a possibility that if that happened, I might be reading about a 3some.

[treewishes]

Oh, you really have to keep him. You do.

[wasabi]

I probably would have just discreetly gone about my normal business... and after the guest had left, sat there with a cheesy smirk until the roomie confessed EVERYTHING.

On the other hand, if it had been a GIRL SCOUT uniform, I probably would have excused myself to go have coffee and say I'd "be back in an hour."

*sporfle*

[barbana]

That is just too excellent for words... Buhahahahah!

You so need to come home unexpectedly more often. I mean not too often because then it's just cruel but like at least once a month. With a camera. La la la

[wirrrn]

What merit badge was he going for? *eg*

[caprine]

[awards big sparkly ribbon to wirrrn for Best Comment To This Post]