cook or die

[minus5pts]

Cons:

• Two assassins.
  
• One liger.
  
• One woman who reputedly puts brains into jars.
  
• Repeated death threats.
  
• Voi.

Pros:

• Fantastic kitchen.

To stay or not to stay? Tough call. Does anyone know where I can find groceries in the middle of the ocean? There must be a place. A traveling ship? A mail-order catalogue?

In other news, dinner is served.

Comments

[minus5pts]

I imagine most people don't.

It's a wild animal!!! A feral cat does not belong on a ship!!

[minus5pts]

First of all, gorillas do not eat people. Actually, first of all, that cannot a normal school. Then the eating people part. And finally, a ship is a fairly closed space. Much more difficult to avoid any captive wildlife.

[wtf_aliger]

D:

You think I'm a con? But you make such good cookies!!

[wtf_aliger]

Really?? Thank you!

I don't think I've seen you before. Did you just join our ship?

[scoppio_di_ira]

For the record, Whiskey will not eat humans.

That is, until I tell it to. But you are doing a good job, for trash, so you're safe.

[minus5pts]

You don't compliment well, do you? Or reassure, for that matter.

[pizzeriagermany]

Voi again?

[minus5pts]

What is voi? Do you know?

[pizzeriagermany]

It's Italian.

[minus5pts]

I confess I only know a few words of Italian. What does it mean?

[greatwhtesqualo]

Vooi! Why the fuck am I a con?

[minus5pts]

You're threatening. And loud. No one seems to be able to tell me what "voi" means.

[greatwhtesqualo]

If you can't figure out on your own what 'voi' is then you don't deserve to know.

[minus5pts]

From what I gather, it's just something you yell for no reason at all. I hope you don't do it in your sleep.