Da Big Guy getz upset when I tries to bite his pen. So does the Pretty Lady. They strange.

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Da Big Guy has been prittee stressorzed lately ( Read more... )

wen i think about ron paul i lick mahself!


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Y DUZ SHE ALLWAIZ RUB MAH BELLEH?

i no im fat.  i luv me sum catfoodz.  when bitch rub mah belleh she really sai "i can haz bite plz?"

2nite i lernt lesson: chili haz a flavor an that flavor iz burn! valyazhnaya made rilly good food 4 mynameisnotreal an i wuz laik, 'i can haz chili nao?' den i use mah tung an go 'NOM NOM NOM' n den come teh burnz! i can haz moar plz?

Sum invador tryed 2 get in mai hous 2day.  I wud have kiked his a$$ ekcept of that dam glass thing betwin us!

Bastid wanted mai fud!