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Santa!
I gotz a catnip mous! -
On Birfdays
I is fowteen years old. I almost old enuff to drive noa. -
On Burfdays
Da Big Guy, mynameisnotreal sez I be foahteen next munth. Da Pretty Lady sez that makes me old. I disagrees, and so does Da Bug Guy. I feel fine, haz good teef and I play alot. Da Big Guy sez i has many years in me yet. Not shure where in me they are, but dat make me happy ( Read more... ) -
Aiiieeee!
I is been violated! My nippels are NOT public propertease! -
Good Things
Da Big Guy and Da Pretty Lady is not too happee lately. Dey be stressed out by problems. Dey tok today about what dey bring to da table. I bring most impourtent part. I bring purrs and licking and love. They laff and smile and hugs me and hugs each uthr. I lick Da Big Guys hand while I lay in his arm. I purr real loud and they both hugz me. I ( Read more... ) -
OoooooeeeEEEEeeeiiiii!!!!
Da Big Guy, mynameisnotreal dun rolled ovr mai tale! valyazhnaya wuz talkings two him and he not notice me under chair. Or so he klaim. He rolle back in chair I skreaaamed! Poor tale get stuck under wheel. valyazhnaya gasp and point at floor. Oh noes! Wuz it part of mai glorious tale!? Almost! Terrible tragedy! Big tuft of mai hair stuck onto wheel. Da Big Guy get onto hands and ( Read more... ) -
Hotz
It hotter then breath of smellie pugdog.
Hole in floor dat usually shootz owt cold air is not worky. Da Big Guy, mynameisnotreal mumble and tell valyazhnaya dat guy who crawl under house not have part to fix hole in floor cold air shootie thing. valyazhnaya worried that we dies. I be glad when hole in floor shoot owt cold air again. In mean time, Da Big Guy makes shure I haz cool ( Read more... ) -
I has a box.
Da two big onez go out and getz foodz de udder day. The big hairy one bringz it home in box. I get box. I like to sitz in box.
Da Preetee Lady and me haz rough and tumbel play time. She not as tuff as big hairy guy. When I bitez her, she squeel and jerk away hand. She still complain about chunk of skin she left behind.
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Da Big Guy dun get madz at me de other day. I has dis secret hidey place underneeth dat chair dat rock back and foth. I drag my prey under dere and finishes it orf. He chase me around house de uffer day with that thing that makez offal noise and suck things orf floor, when he shove aside rocky bath foth chair. He yelzorz at me when he see all ( Read more... )
