My pet human gave me some surprisingly tasty seafood thing at dinnertime tonight. When she shouted "DINNER-DINNER-DINNER" I dashed off ahead of her at top speed (as usual) to my food bowl, but (also as usual) she was far behind me and no food was there. I don't know why the food doesn't appear until after she gets to the kitchen and fusses around ( Read more... )

Ohhh, nasty day today! My pet human grabbed me and rather awkwardly forced me into that small blue bag she keeps somewhere. Then she lugged me out and took me to the Place of Metal Tables. *hissssssss* I'd noticed my left hind leg had been misbehaving, hurting, but I thought I'd kept it hidden awfully well! But the big mean lady at the Place ( Read more... )

So today my pet human came back early from her usual daily absence, and shut me in that damned zip-up duffel bag -- the one with mesh windows on the ends. I "had a bad feeling about that", and I was right -- we ended up in her car (MEOWwWwW!!!) and then in a strange room I've seen before where other cats and BIIIIG dogs also hang out. Scary ( Read more... )

I was sitting on the floor, mellowly contemplating the universe. Then my girl walks behind me and sits down. So she was sitting behind my back, where I couldn't see her. Then she proceeds to repeat the phrase "Ears That Swivel!", followed by peals of laughter. Yeah, every time she said it, I swiveled my ears to hear her, but what's the big deal ( Read more... )

Ha ha haaaa! I knew my human wanted to go to her 'puter room and do email and LJ stuff, but I'm not allowed in there (she says something petty about my propensity to chew and sever cords). So I made her stay with me instead by curling up in her lap and purring -- I know she can't resist that. Ha, now she'll barely have time to log in and she'll ( Read more... )

Hi to all you cats out in LJ land! I just created my own LJ, so I can be one of the cool LJ-enabled kitties too. I might as well make good use of my opposable thumbs and show off my purrr-fect touch typing skills. I doubt I'll have all that much to post, given all the important "cat business" I have (sleeping, cat-napping, snoozing, relaxing, ( Read more... )