Fic and art
Fan Fic
Title: So Cracky That It’s Just… Omg. (_ _”) - Part Two
Author: me
Featuring: Lee Sungmin, Kim Heechul, Kim Jongwoon (Yesung), Park Jungsu (Leeteuk), Kim Ryeowook, a brief appearances from Kim Youngwoon (Kangin) and Lee Sooman. Also, a special guest appearance from Cho Kyuhyun
Fandom: Super Junior!
Length: 2/? Part One can be found here.
Rating/Warning: Uhh… I recommend that this PG. It’s kind of weird.
A/N: Part Two. It gets weirder! \^o^/ Also, I changed the style of writing a little bit, just when they have dialogue with a different character to make it easier to follow. Sorry it’s a bit long (1700+ words not including the italicised things at the start and end) compared to the first one. >w<;; I hope you’ll still take the time to read it!
Previously on “So Cracky That It’s Just… Omg. (_ _”)”…
“I need you to deliver a note. It’s for my one true love, so you better not screw it up, Sungmin. You have to make sure he gets it.” He poked me with force on my chest. “If you screw up… I’ll leave Super Junior. You got that?”
I don’t know why Ryeowook loves him so much. The poor kid can’t see that Sungmin is infatuated with the most handsome AND beautiful person in the UNIVERSE. Me. -big grin-
It’s because… you don’t want me to be a woman, do you? Yes, that’s right! The information I had found out last night, from Teukie hyung, was that I’d turn into a woman after my first kiss. I’m practically a woman anyway…
I’d make the prettiest woman ever. And Heechul would actually date me because he’s really not gay. And you see, -punches fist into the air-, this is why I want to be a woman. SO I CAN DATE HEECHUL.
I HAVE BOOBS.
:: Heechul’s train of thought ::
I can’t believe Sungmin kissed Yesung just so he could turn into a girl. Gosh, I secretly knew he liked men, but I didn’t realise he liked them enough to become a woman. (_ _”) Poor Jongwoon though. I would have to assume he’s the least gay out of our family if he‘s that traumatised by a kiss from our cute little Minnie. Ahh… but the poor kid never did fit in. Ah well, he’s in his room now, hopefully not thinking about the sex change too much. Actually, it was probably the sex change that scarred him, not the kiss… Heechul you’re an idiot. I wonder what kisses from Sungmin are like…
I suppose I should go find Teukie now. I don’t really want to… we’ll have a screaming match and I really don’t feel like one of those at the moment. It’ll end up with him whining to Kangin, me being bashed up by Kangin (very painful and my poor body would take months to recover! Remember how I was in a “car accident” last year? And did something terrible to my legs? THERE WAS NO CAR ACCIDENT! I was just bashed up by Kangin-shii, who really does go waaay overboard when Jungsu tells him to “teach me a lesson” - just because he knows I‘m right and can‘t think of any other way to shut me up!!! (_ _”) AISH.), and then those two end up going off somewhere to make babies. Or something. Who knows what they do together. The Kangteuk pairing is a bit too real for my liking…
I just hope I don’t run into Sungmin on my way to Jungsu. THAT would be awkward...
:: Sungmin’s train of thought ::
Lalalalala~ I wonder where my Heechulie is? I want him to see my marvellous transformation. Teehee! I hope he likes the clothes I’m wearing! I even put on a bit of make up for him~ ;) AND I LOVE MY HAIR. It’s so smooth and soft and so much fun to brush! He better notice how I put it up especially for him. I even copied the hairstyle of that celebrity that he likes that I conveniently forgot the name of. He’s sure to love me now!
Oh hey! It’s Ryeowook! :D I wanna go say hi! I wonder what he thinks of my new body… -twirls around in a circle-
Sungmin: HI WOOKAH! -BIG CUDDLE-
Ryeowook: Uhhh… hyung… O___O (<- big saucer sized eyes)
Sungmin: I’m prettier! Aren’t I Ryeowook? :D
Ryeowook: O____________________O
Sungmin: -pouts- Why aren’t you saying anything?? IT’S BECAUSE I’M UGLY, ISN’T IT?? ISN’T IT?!?!!? TT___TT Ryeowook: … hyung… you’re… -gulps- … you’re a girl! O____O
Sungmin: T^T -crosses arms- I’m glad you finally noticed! And it’s “noona” now, NOT “hyung”!
Ryeowook: But hyung…
Sungmin: -evil look-
Ryeowook: I mean… noona… -awkward-
Sungmin: -big grin-
Ryeowook: I liked you better as a guy… even though you’re really pretty as a girl and everything…
Sungmin: You’re still in denial, Ryeowook! AND LOOKIE!! I HAVE BOOBS!! Wanna touch? 8D They’re so squishy!! Teeheehee!!
Ryeowook: O____O … I’m… going… over… there. -runs away as quickly as possible-
Why was he acting so weird? Ah well, I’m sure Heechul will have a better reaction! :D THIS REMINDS ME! I have to go find Teukie oppa (it feels so cool to say that XDDD) to show him what I look like!
:: Heechul’s train of thought ::
Seeing as I’m passing by Jongwoon’s room, I might as well have a look to see how he’s doing. Oh? Ryeowook’s in there? Why is HE crying? … No… HE SAW SUNGMIN. O___O
Ryeowook: -notices Heechul at the door- HYUNG!!! -clings- I saw… I saw… -buries face in Heechul’s clothes-
Oh great. My second pair of clothes for today and someone’s ruining them. Again. I also patted this one awkwardly on the back and tried to laugh it off.
Heechul: He looks better as a girl though, right? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...
--awkward silence--
Ryeowook: You haven’t seen him yet, have you? …You were right you know! I should’ve just been with Sungie!! Even if he’s not gay, at least I feel comfortable with him! -lets go of Heechul and runs into Yesung’s arms-
Awww… how disgusting. Skinship is… embarrassing. To be honest, I’m probably just jealous that I don’t get enough of it from people that I like. (_ _”) Brilliant. Ryeowook and Yesung are now magically a couple, Sungmin is still on the loose and I still have to talk to Leeteuk. Today has been such a long day…
ARGH. Sungmin, that brat! I told you he was stupid! If he hadn’t kissed Jongwoon, then my first pair of clothes would’ve still been dry. I wouldn’t have had to have TWO awkward moments with two younger boys come up to me bawling into my chest and ruining my clothes. Why do they seek comfort from me? I CAN’T DO ANYTHING! But wait. How did Sungmin know that that he would turn into a girl if he kissed someone? Or did he not know and just had a sudden urge to kiss the oh so sexy Yesung? WHAT THE HELL!? Leeteuk better have all the answers. D8<
It’s been about ten minutes since my last thought. I passed out. From dehydration. I forgot to eat and drink anything today. (_ _”) Sorry for a delay in thought-ness. I’m just glad Sungmin isn’t around. With his new hormones he might… have made a move on me.
There’s Leeteuk now. I'm gunna wave my arms wildly around to catch his attention. Yes! He noticed me. >8D Oh crap - he’s with Kangin. D8 I’m so sorry body… I hope you manage to survive this brutal attack!
Leeteuk: Heechul… why are you acting so weird over there? And kissing your hands…? -gives Heechul a “omg, srsly, wtf?” face-
Heechul: I was just saying goodbye... (_ _”) -eyes Kangin nervously-
Kangin: Geez, fine, I’ll just leave then. -leaves-
Heechul: -relief- I actually have something really important to tell you.
Leeteuk: Yeah, I know. Sungmin is a girl.
Heechul: How can you say it so calmly? Leeteuk: It was my idea, you dork. I wanted to help him out. He really likes you, you know and we thought that the best solution would be if he turned into a woman so you’d be more attracted to him. He should be coming to see me at some point.
Heechul: Aish! What did you do that for, moron!! I wouldn’t date Sungmin even if he was a girl! He’s too much like a little kid. >w< And anyway, if I kiss him, won’t I turn into a woman also, because he used to be a guy? (_ _”)
Leeteuk: Haha, nope! It only affects Sungmin. He had the most potential to be a girl… and so that magical fairy turned him into a boy-who-could-turn-into-a-girl-after-his-first-kiss-from-a-man. She said that everyone else would’ve been a disgrace to the word “woman”. Yes, even YOU. -smirk-
Heechul: TTwTT You don’t have to be so cruel about it! … I’m not pretty enough?? That fairy obviously doesn’t know what beauty is! D8< -sudden laughter- It would’ve been funny though if we all suddenly started turning into women… we’d end up like that girl group… SNSD? Girls Generation or something? -thoughtful pause- What does Sooman hyungnim think about this?
Leeteuk: -uncomfortable- He… doesn’t actually know about this Heechulah…
Heechul: YA! And you were the one telling me to look after Sungmin so this type of thing wouldn’t happen!!!
Leeteuk: Yeah
Leeteuk on the phone: Ye, Sooman hyungnim… I have… something very important to tell you.
SM on the phone: If it’s about Sungmin being a girl, I already know. He came to visit me a few minutes ago, looking for Heechul.
Leeteuk on the phone: -awkward- … so what’s going to happen, hyung? Aren’t you angry?
SM on the phone: I was. But then, I developed this great money making scheme! Girl Sungmin will debut with that new talent from Canada, Henry and they’ll be a group of two. Like SG Wannabe or Fly to the Sky. Except they’ll be much more appealing. >8D
Leeteuk on the phone: But… Super Junior 13?
SM on the phone: No. Super Junior 12. Or project group. I haven’t decided yet. Now don’t call again. I’m quite busy. -hang up-
I was watching Leeteuk carefully, only guessing what SM could be saying on the other end. It couldn’t have been too good however as Jungsu looked as though he was about to cry. But he always cries. I’m just glad Kangin isn’t around.
He cried. Yes, onto my third set of clothes. (_ _”) I should just wear lots of layers so I don’t have to get changed. “Hey guys, cry all you want on me! I have spare clothes underneath!” … but the moisture would soak through. (_ _”)
So apparently Super Junior aren’t 13 any more? Aish, Sungmin. What were you thinking? Didn’t you think of other people as well?? I’m really relieved I still haven’t seen him. I’m really dreading it. Maybe if I hide out at Kyu’s place for a bit… BUT WAIT. He’ll probably want to go see Kyuhyun to show off his body. I forgot that they were close. >w< OH WHAT TO DO!?
:: Sungmin’s train of thought ::
… everyone keeps crying! The only one who didn’t cry was SM hyungnim, and that was only because he didn’t notice that I was a girl until I told him. TT___TT
I miss being a guy. I had more friends, and everyone always told me how cute I was. D8
I’ll go visit Kyu… he always makes me feel better! He’s one of my favourite people ever. If I wasn’t so in love with my Heechulie, Kyuhyun would be my prince! He’s just so handsome and his voice is to die for! He’ll appreciate me because I’m a princess!
-knocks on door-
-door opens-
Kyuhyun: Hey Min! :D WOW, you look GREAT! (<- pervert Sungmin: -glomps Kyu- You’re the first one to have the reaction I want!!!
Kyuhyun: O rly? Well everyone is just silly. You know what!? LET’S DO IT!
Sungmin: @__@ Do… what, exactly? >w<;;
Kyuhyun:
Will Sungmin accept Kyuhyun’s proposal? Or will he/she stay loyal to Heechul? Will Heechul and Sungmin finally cross paths and have a happy ending together? Will Leeteuk, Yesung and Ryeowook all stop crying? Will Super Junior end up being 12 again or a project group like they originally were? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT INSTALMENT OF “So Cracky That It’s Just… Omg. (_ _”)”!
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A/N: Sorry, I made this more of a “Heechul” episode. ^w^;; There’ll be more Sungmin next time! I just really didn’t know what to make him do… Was it too long? >w<;; Thoughts? Opinions? 8D I hope I'm not tarnishing Super Junior's image. @__@;;
Leeteuk Fan Art
Preview:
Title: Leeteuk
Artist:
sunflower_petal
(me)
Dimensions: 9.21 cm x 15.88 cm
Medium: pencil on paper
//!!WARNING - I RAMBLE!!//
HI :D
I got inspired to do some fan art last night and this is what I came up with. I purposely chose a simple picture because I was daunted by all the detail that I would have to do with a more complex picture. Doing a more detailed picture would take so many hours TTwTT and as much as I love to draw, I'm just really lazy. >w<;;
So... here it is, my lovely Leeteuk:
And because I'm a dork, I'm going to tell you what I like and dislike about it. Apparently you have to be able to critisize your own work if you're an artist. Or so my art teacher says...
Some things that annoy me about it:
☆ The necklace looks really bad - The pendant too big and a kind of out of proportion. The string (or something?) isn't completely right.
☆ His hair isn't as nrghkbavdlk as it should be. o__o;;
☆ My shading is a little bit off... but it's not like it was meant to be anything fancy. I think.
☆ His nose is too long/his face just isn't as big as it should be - but maybe that's because I made his chin-line a bit too thin? I don't know! Please tell me?
And that's about it really. o__o;; I'm surprised... I thought there'd be more that I dislike about it.
Things I like about it:
☆ I just really like the lips. *w* I don't know why...
☆ I like the fact that you can tell that it's him!!! (right? ☆ I'm really happy with the way that you can (kind of?) tell that he's wearing a semi-see-through shirt over the singlet top.
☆ THE LIPS. *Q* Okay... sorry, I know I already mentioned it. >w<;;
I want to hug myself for producing something that's not too bad in about an hour and a half. ;w; But I won't because that's too weird. And Facebook already tells me that I'm only 7% normal. (_ _")
For those interested, here is how it looks beside the original picture (which I cropped to match the part I was drawing):
I did pretty well, right? :D Or not.
All comments are welcomed //especially compliments hehe and constructive criticism// but they're not mandatory!
Thank you for taking the time to click on this and to read through what I had to say (even if you don't end up commenting :P). -cuddles-