Comments | miraclejones: Go ahead...ask me for advice.

miraclejones

Go ahead...ask me for advice.

Jul 24, 2009 01:37

I just watched every single G.I. Joe public service announcement. If you need some advice in your life, go ahead and ask. I am about as wise as I can possibly be right now.

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I Can Not Pass This Up katoki July 24 2009, 11:18:01 UTC

I know where an old abandoned fridge is and I was wondering if it was a good idea to pretend it was a rocket ship and play inside of it?

Re: I Can Not Pass This Up miraclejones July 24 2009, 13:32:50 UTC

Abandoned refrigerators are often magic cabinets to antique lands where fantasy and illusion reign supreme, and where you (and your loved ones) are Kings and Queens with amazing powers and grave responsibilities. If you want to play "rocket ship," I suggest the trunk of an abandoned car. An abandoned refrigerator is for far more subtle games.

Re: I Can Not Pass This Up katoki July 25 2009, 02:24:37 UTC

GO JOE!

wynand July 24 2009, 16:21:56 UTC

A lot of people are telling me I should recycle, but I think they're with Cobra. If I take them down, will I get a field commission from Flint?

miraclejones July 24 2009, 17:49:20 UTC

It is not honorable to perform heroic acts *for* a field commission, but yes, anybody who is telling you to recycle is obviously under the control of Dr. Mindbender and needs killing. If you have become bored with murder, try using a laser or a sword to keep it fresh so you can perform your duty without worrying about advancement.

garybartos July 25 2009, 01:39:26 UTC

I just spent an entire day playing an 8-bit G.I. Joe video game and eating Ho-Ho cakes. What should I do now?

miraclejones July 25 2009, 03:49:23 UTC

I think it is time to play outside and have a carrot.

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miraclejones July 25 2009, 03:46:59 UTC

Oh.

miraclejones July 25 2009, 03:47:58 UTC

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