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[miraculls]

[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach

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[decadenzas]

[wow this sign is suspicious and the lonely clown eating it is suspicious but hey, free pie! what could possibly go wrong.]

You ought to take a job at the bakery if you can manage to make such a large quantity within a day. [no don't listen to him......]

[miraculls]

[trust the clown]

Whooooa, you think they'd up and let me work there? I dunno if I've got the time, what with having to be schoolfed and all...

[decadenzas]

[that would be going against every life lesson he has ever learned]

I suppose you would be unable to if you're categorised as a child. I don't see why you couldn't lend a hand in your spare time though, some of the people who actually work there are only capable of baking monstrosities. [reaching for a slice of one that looks kind of familiar...]

[miraculls]

[all his life lessons are obviously wrong and he should fire his teachers]

Shit, if the motherfuckers there be needing my help, I'm on it - I ain't gonna be leaving anyone out to dry. They don't got any of the shit here that I usually what all make my pies with, though.

[beermark]

( as he's walking by, he kind of veers and stops in front of the pie stand with an important observation: ) Ya look weird.

[miraculls]

[he actually hasn't regained his troll body yet, so he's still a normal thirteen year old human!

...albeit one wearing clown make-up so uh yeah still pretty weird]

Really? How so, brother?

[beermark]

( WHOOPS my bad but good enough. ) I dunno, in general.

[miraculls]

Haha, you think so? Is it because I'm all starmonkey now? I don't usually up and look like this.

[spiraldoll]

[[she decided to take a walk after school, but pies certainly weren't in her plans of that. how pleasant! she stops at the table, giving the boy a wide smile.]]

These are free? I may have one?

[miraculls]

Yeah, go ahead and take as many as you motherfuckin' want! Ain't no point to be keeping all these miracles to myself.

[spiraldoll]

"Motherfuckin'"? [[she cocks her head a little. huh?]] What does that mean?

Which kind would you suggest? Which ones are the best tasting?

[miraculls]

It's the blessed motherfuckin' word sent down by the mirthful messiahs themselves, honk! [no Gamzee why...]

Haha, everyone's got their own unique taste receptor nubs, I can't tell what motherfucker likes what kind of pie. If you want, you can try them all and see which one you like best.

[frogst]

[ Jade is also in the kitchen, and likely also covered in flour at this point.

Bake away the pain! ]

[miraculls]

[HE WILL BAKE UNTIL THE PIES NO LONGER TASTE LIKE TEARS...

also okay so this explains why his pies have been coming out suspiciously normal]

You got any suggestions for what to be making next, hivesis?

[frogst]

[ She is pretty sure she has gone from novice baker to total expert by now. ]

Um, I don't know. [ She sighs, leans against the counter and wipes some flour from her forehead. ] Apple?

[ though she doesn't sound particularly enthusiastic about it. ]

[miraculls]

[glances at her, being surprisingly perceptive for once

...that, and they're out of flour]

You wanna be taking a break? I think we've got enough pies to be lasting us a day or two now. [more like...a month....]

[made_this_town]

What the actual fuck am I looking at.

[miraculls]

[glances down at the pies

glances up at Slick

Slick, you are now getting the 'are you an idiot' look

from Gamzee.

look at your life. look at your choices.]

Uhhh...it's pie, bro.

[made_this_town]

I KNOW WHAT A FUCKING PIE IS. [furious teeth-gnashing!!!] I meant the sign, shitstain. What candyass little lemonade stand is this supposed to be?

[miraculls]

[now he's speaking even slower than usual

poor Slick, it's okay being slow, Gamzee understands]

It ain't candy or lemonade, bro. It's pie. See? [holds up a tin as an example]