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[miraculls]

[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach

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[foalingaround]

[Free pies? Rainbow Dash approves!]

Whoa, those look pretty good!

[miraculls]

[YES MORE MIRACLE PONIES come to him ;u;]

Shit, my rainbow hoofsis, they're the finest motherfuckin' pies you'll ever done slam into your gullet. Go ahead and try some!

[foalingaround]

All right, thanks!

[And the first pie Dash gets...

...is a normal banana cream pie! Good stuff right there.]

Hey, these are awesome!

[miraculls]

[Miracles!]

Told you they'd be real pimp. You want another, go for it, I got plenty!

[flameyedhunter]

Let's have one of these pies then!

[ Free food has attracted Shana. This will go poorly for you. ]

[miraculls]

Sure thing, sister! Go ahead and pick whatever one you think be best for your mastication muscle.

[flameyedhunter]

[ Shana, with all the luck she normally has with this sort of thing, invariably ends up with a Pot pie. ]

[ Munch munch ]

What was in this anyway?

[miraculls]

Uhhh...shit, I don't remember. What's it taste like?

[notsaul]

[oh my god there are pies with meat in them WHY HAS NO ONE EVER TOLD HER THIS] You are the most productive stoner I've ever met, dude.

[miraculls]

Thanks, sis! I ain't made out of stone though, just pink starmonkey skin and hemo and shit.

[notsaul]

Nah, dude, I mean-- ah, fuck it. Why'd you make so many pies, though?

[miraculls]

Haha, guess I just lost track of how many I done made. Ain't nothing wrong with having more of the blessed pastry though, especially if I can be sharing it with friends.

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[partysense]

[trotting up with a big purple teddy bear on her back. she looks pretty cheerful, about to launch into a greeting, and then she sees how sad Gamzee looks. she sets the teddy bear down and sits next to him, resting her head on his shoulder.]

[miraculls]

[o-ohhhh ;u; he puts a hand on her head and cuddles her closer. come here, Pinkie Pie, you are his new best friend now, he doesn't need that stupid old Karkat!!]

Heeeeeeey, my pink pastry sis. Hope you've been having a better perigree than I have.

[partysense]

[nuzzles closer ;u;] Ehehehe, I'm okay. But, um, are you?

[miraculls]

Yeah, just been having a lousy couple of days, that's all. I did something real bad and now my best friend's all mad at me.

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[solarhussyalert]

[Lym, not knowing any better will stop and bow to the fellow with the pies and peer over them]

Are you a chef?

[miraculls]

[blinks at her bowing and peers at the ground] Whoops, you lose something?

Haha, I guess you could be saying I'm a chef of miracles, honk! I ain't that good at making anything but pies, though.

[solarhussyalert]

Loose something? Uh, I lost me and got stuck here. Does that count?

Miracle pies? They must be really good. May I try one?

[miraculls]

Whooooooooooooa. [Gamzee looks extremely startled and impressed by this.] How...how'd you lose yourself? Shit, you need any help finding that motherfucker again?

Yeah, sure! You can take an extra one to be giving to yourself once you see her again.