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[miraculls]

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[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of

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[heardeadpe0ple]

Gamzee!

I guess everyone is all here. [She quickly starts climbing up the pile of monsters.] Are all these pie tins from your modus?

[miraculls]

[squints down at her before blinking]

Aradia? That you? [oh gosh, this is very exciting! have a huge stoner hug] Looks like everyone finally got their abscond on to this miracle town! I knew you'd be showing up sooner or later.

And yeah, a brother's gotta keep extra rations on claw, y'know? Just in case he finds some motherfuckers who he can be chilling with.

[heardeadpe0ple]

Yes, it's me! I guess me if I was a pink human creature. [Stoner hugs! She can dig this.] I was told I was the last one here! How funny how I was waiting for everyone to meet me at my location back home. Or...hmm I guess we can't call that home, but I don't know what else to call it.

Perhaps you should have kept them for someone else? I don't know if they'll stay here forever. Everything keeps disappearing and new things happen instead!

[miraculls]

I think you look good as a pink starmonkey, I like how bright and colorful they're all being. Not that the robot body was bad, but I think you look better like this. [Oh, she is talking about things he doesn't understand again, he will just assume they are time shenanigans.]

Haha, even if they do disappear, I ain't gonna deny them the miracles while they're still around. All the more reason to treat them nice while they're here.

[grimmdark]

[Wait what.]

I might be wrong, although I highly doubt so, but I believe the objective was to kill them before they...er, attempted to kill us, or something to the same effect. Not that this week has made any sense to begin with.

What is that green substance supposed to be anyway?

[miraculls]

Shit, really? I don't wanna cull these motherfuckers, they cool.

And it's sopor, honk! You want some?

[grimmdark]

Hmm, I suppose their demise is not really a necessity, as log as you keep them under control. They are likely to vanish once the day is over anyway.

And I must refuse. I prefer not to cloud life's excruciating uninteresting passage with mind altering beverages. More for you I guess.

[miraculls]

You think so? Awww, I was gonna all what take one back to the hive.

...I ain't too sure what most of that meant, but haha, okay!

[enemyradar]

[Oh.
Rise had totally just been minding her own business, trying to avoid these weird monsters, and suddenly...this.]

Um... [Is all she can really muster. She's not sure whether or not she should walk away, or...]

[miraculls]

[he spots her looking and waves at her]

Suuuuuuuup, my starmonkey sister?

[enemyradar]

[She waves back and can't help but giggle a little, because what even.]

So, um. You did this?

[miraculls]

[glances around]

Uhhh...did what? [there's nothing going on here, just a guy hanging out with his new friends]

I am not late

[ironicjournal]

[ And over here just casually poking a couple of those stoned monsters with the end of a broom. Way to eliminate some challenge there, kid. ]

never

[miraculls]

[peers down at him]

Haha, I don't think you're all gonna be able to rouse them from their z's with that. They're pretty motherfuckin' out of it, yo.

[ironicjournal]

You can say that again, brah. Shit, wish half the monsters I've met up with had the good sense to nap in the middle of the street.

[miraculls]

You just need to help them realize what they're all missing out on. Bring the mirthful circus to them like the motherfuckin' ringmaster, you get what I'm saying?

[deaths_heritor]

[The drug is so effective, in fact, that Susan briefly wonders if she's on any. She'll need to blink a few times.]

...Don't sit like that; you'll contract scoliosis.

[That's the best she can do she's under a lot of stress alright?]

[miraculls]

Oh shit, what's that? Some kinda disease?

[flops over on his stomach and manages to somehow hook his legs over his head like a deranged acrobat] That better?

[deaths_heritor]

...Yes. Yes, breaking your spine limits the possibility of contracting scoliosis significantly.

What are you doing?

[miraculls]

Really? That's a relief - guess that means that Tavros don't need to worry about this nasty scoliosis business.

[looks kind of confused] Just chilling, sister. There something weird about that?