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[miraculls]

[Action]

[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of

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[dclassreyvateil]

[Finding her way down the streets, she'll come across this pile of fallen monsters that she curiously but cautiously walks up toward.]

Wow... what happened here?

[miraculls]

Nothing much - a couple of my invertebrothers just decided they wanted to partake in some of my pastry, honk!

[dclassreyvateil]

[She stares up to look at you. Familiar...] Oh! You were the one selling those pies from before, right?

[miraculls]

Yeah, that's me! You back for some more?

[coolbowtie]

Gamzee! There you are.

[miraculls]

[beams at him]

Docbro, hey! The motherfuck is up with your fine self today?

[coolbowtie]

The usual, running around as I make sure everyone I know is alright.

[miraculls]

Sounds like a real motherfuckin' hassle. Don't worry, I already prayed to the messiahs to be looking out for all my friends here. 'sides, I don't think these new invertebrothers would be hurting anyone, they seem pretty chill to me.

[spiraldoll]

Gamzee! [[she'll just jog on over to the... whatever this is.]] This is quite the unusual sight, even for here in Mayfield!

[[she picks up one of the empty pie tins.]] Did you make more pies? Oh, wait. Motherfuckin' pies, I meant to say. [[she then looks down at a rather sky-high ant.]] What happened to them...? They have something strange on their face!

[miraculls]

Hey, sis! [squints at the ant's mouth] Whoops, I think my invertebrother here all up and left some slime around his mouthflaps. [swipes a finger in it and...licks it off....]

And yeah, 'course I made more! Can't have enough of the blessed pastry.

[spiraldoll]

What is that you just ate? Oh, and you should not eat things of of other peoples' [[or, in this case, monster ant]] mouths.

How nice! Did you make any more of the chocolate with peanut butter and crisped potato chips? [[so far, it's one of her favorite foods she's had in mayfield. gamzee is a culinary genius, wouldn't chya know?]]

[miraculls]

It's sopor slime - s'what I always put in my pies back home. It's real motherfuckin' delish, honk!

Not yet, but I can if you want some!

[alwaysscrewsup]

「You look just like a hero from a shounen manga!」

((Kumagawa is exactly lame enough to say things that were already in the scene's narration. And he doesn't know anything about Gamzee's pies, so he can't draw any other conclusion. Besides, he loves him some shounen manga. Other than the one he's in.))

[miraculls]

Whoooooooa, really? I dunno how much of a hero I'm all being, but thanks, motherfucker! What's a...shown maga? Sounds like fun, honk!

[alwaysscrewsup]

「They're stories where the hero and all his friends work really hard to defeat the villain! Whenever things look bad they'll always come up with an exciting new power or their old allies will show up to bail them out, and in the end they'll win of course! They're my favorites!

You definitely look like one, sitting on top of a pile of defeated enemies like that. Well, you could be the villain too. But that's the kind of intimidating pose a character would appear with so you'd know he was really powerful!」

[miraculls]

Naaaaw, they ain't enemies, they're all what my invertebrothers at. But these shownmaga sound like the motherfuckin' bitch's squeeze, yo. I love a good story about the power of the beautiful troll disease - where can you hook a motherfucker up with this shit?