pzmyers restores my faith in human affection ( Read more... )

Friendships can sometimes be more toxic than romantic relationships

Hilaaaaaaarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqCJ75A0J54

Man, I sure do love being told what WORDS are, because obviously my frail little woman brain can't understand the complexities of the meat vibrations I emit at random. Clearly the fact that you didn't understand something I said is due to my fundamental ignorance of these "words" I seem to form and in no way relates to a failing on your part to ( Read more... )

I have forced all my relationships (romantic, proto-romanitc, and non) to be quite cautious since coming to Boston (often to their detriment).

Is the infrequency of strip agricola games in today's XKCD due to the fact that everyone playing falls asleep or quits before anyone gets naked enough that it's sexy?

We might be getting a kitty! She's white with orange patches and tiny and loves playing in Bathtubs ( Read more... )

I realize I just had an argument with someone about the virtue of pockets versus fashion
::weep::
Where do I return my membership to being a girl?

::Le sigh ( Read more... )

Oh good, my uncle thinks that Obama wants to take over the government and turn it into a dictatorship. Good thing tonight makes sense.