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There are good days and there are days when...
I wish I could install island of dr moreau chips in both of my children
or this might work too...
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Oprah
klaus: can you download Oprah?
Me: what?
Klaus: can you download Oprah?
Me: Oprah?
Klaus: Yah.
Me: Oprah? why?
Klaus: Because it's faster then google chrome
Me: You mean Opera? Oprah is a big black woman on TV.
Klaus: Oh I thought she was called Opera. -
Figure 8...
Figure 8 and Three is a Magic number are two if the reasons my eldest loves math!
My kid learned to dived by 3 thanks to this song when he was just 2. The best part is even the original songs aren't annoying like Yo Gabba Gabba or Dora. Now my little Leonidas is getting into it, if we could just get him to speak more... sigh. -
Cinco de Mayo...
I've grown to loathe Cinco de Mayo. Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican-American holiday celebrated mostly in California. I've never had a good Cinco de Mayo. Last year a drunk Mexican guy tried to break into my old apartment because he forgot his exwife moved. He was harmless but scared the shit out of me. The worst Cinco de Mayo was in 2003, I got stuck ( Read more... ) -
Beer
I'm not much of a beer drinker but ever since I got pregnant i've been craving beer like crazy. So my husband is drinking this really nice brown ale and I took a few sips, OMG!!!! I was the best thing on earth. Why does beer taste so good when your pregnant but then you can't have it!!!! i'm so sad :( i'm going to engorge my self on pizza instead. -
stupid keyboard\!
|I can't press the shift key without this.... ||||A... happening my son |Leonidas |(see what's going on here|) climbed up on my desk with a milk crate and 7 books, including a phone book so that he could climb on top of a large storage freezer just to get his lightsaber which had been taken away because he tried to fight the cat with it. |All of ( Read more... ) -
nope, pregnant and eating
Me: Could you go get Leonidas he"s in our bedroom alone.
Husband: Why can't you? (playing video game)
Me: Nope i'm eating (stuffs strawberries into mouth)
Husband: What makes you so-
Me: (interrupts him with look of a painful death)
Husband: Sorry forgot you were pregnant. (quickly rushes away.)
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