*snort*

They forgot to add a generous splash of snottiness, because I take issue with the way they spelled "crazyiness".

How to make a mirandastark
Ingredients:

5 parts competetiveness

5 parts crazyiness

5 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go ( Read more... )

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.  (Many people, actually. Most of them dead.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (When I do watch TV, it's always the same shows I've always watched. Although I am a compulsive Food Network watcher.)
✓ I own lots of books.  (Unfortunately I don't own ( Read more... )

...that when things are too quiet, a minor fiasco waits just around the corner ( Read more... )

I just got an email informing me that I would have two days without pay deducted from my September 1st paycheck. Why? Well my Supervisor told me that I could use my sick/vacation days in July, even though I hadn't been working a full month yet. Apparently that information is woefully incorrect and that I will, in fact, have to eat the two days I ( Read more... )

Somehow the week progresses despite a minor series of fiascoes involving hiring new student employees. The Student Library Personnel coordinator is incompetent at best. I can't possibly explain the intricacies of her latest cock-up in less than five pages of text, so I can summarize as follows ( Read more... )

Look. I actually remembered I had a LiveJournal thingie ( Read more... )

After nearly five years of exile in a fairly desolate country with decidedly inferior produce, I will return at last to California. The Carlson Health Sciences Library at UC Davis has been kind enough to offer me a position, which I couldn't accept fast enough. The moving process has been nightmarish, and I'm supposed to be ready to begin my ( Read more... )