It's fairly peaceful here in Imladris. Something must be wrong...

[mirielofnumenor]

What's going on:

-Elronds are complacent as always.
-Denethor went home and got all grown-up again (but the icon was so cute! Don't take it away!)
-Elrohir is un-preggers
-Elladan is now...a hermaphrodite. I'm gonna help him go bra-shopping! Whee!
-Celebrian is kinda drunk and stuff
-Arwen is offended (which is what she's rather good at)And I, as

Comments

[lordof_imladris]

My only request, and I'm sure my daughter would agree with me, is to have your little friend Einiel or whatever stop hitting on my foster son. It's quite repulsive and futile since, sadly enough, he seems to be quite in love with his wife. You know. My daughter.

[mirielofnumenor]

But I can't help it if Eilinel is a dirty slut a very sexy person! She was always rather talented at seducing the relatives of her husband's friends whom he had accidentally helped to kill.

And, really, isn't it better if Arwen leaves him? I mean, you're the one who was always angry that she ran off with a squirrel-shagger. So, you see, I'm quite powerless. ;)