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Seeking answers from the all-knowing oracle (Magic 8-Ball ( Read more... )

They really need to develop a system for post-Christmas shopping...Like, people with the names A through M get to spend their money on the 26th, and everyone else has to wait until the 27th. Or arrange it so that only certain people can go to certain stores. A-M gets the K-Mart/Walmart variety, the rest of us get stores in the Twelve Oaks class ( Read more... )

Last week's events ( Read more... )

There's so much I need to write.
Today Blake and I saw Santa on Meadowbrook Road. He was riding a motorcycle and he gave us a jolly wave. This almost beats the time I saw a gorilla distributing coupons on Grand River- but not quite.

Home ( Read more... )

Steve, I'm hurt. If you're going to trash me you could at least use the proper form of "to," and some fucking punctuation. What does Dayna think of you? SHE THINKS YOU'RE A GRAMMATICALLY-INCORRECT ASSHOLE.


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This week has been an endless series of procrastination, nervous breakdowns, and failures ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt I was at the $1 theater (technically $3 now. Fucking rip-off dump). I was watching a documentary about Angelina Jolie. The only part I can remember is when she was showing off her hangnail. There was an extreme close-up of this nasty infected thumb, and the voice-over was something like "I bite my nails ( Read more... )

I just found a dump stain (not mine) on my towel. IS NOTHING SACRED ( Read more... )