Three important lessons life has taught me ( Read more... )

ATTENTION LIVEJOURNAL COMMUNITY:
Bold is fucking obnoxious, don't you agree? I just wanted you all to know that my new screen name is ohpleasehon. Goodnight.

Yesterday I made the unfortunate mistake of seeing "Freddy vs Jason." A word to the wise: if you EVER feel compelled to see this movie, please take a fork and gouge out both of your eyes. And consider getting your legs amputated too, in case you still have the urge and try to stumble to Blockbuster blindly. Ask Freddy to do it for you, he has ( Read more... )

x. name: Dayna ( Read more... )

Last night I made the conscious (and alcohol-influenced) decision to drop all of my spring classes. I suppose I could re-add them, but that seems too simple. Also, I don't remember what they were. Should I go to Western?
I just found a spoon in my purse.

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I dreamt I missed the Oscars. I read about the ceremony in the paper and somehow Spiderman took best picture. What the fuck ( Read more... )

Writing an Essay: Dayna's Ten Steps to Success ( Read more... )

I found a chunk of something that resembled my Halloween costume outside yesterday.
Lunch was a blue cheese (a.k.a. moldy) pretzel. Blechhh.
I finished my film essay, so I feel entitled to sit around on my ass and do nothing for the next three days.

Ohhhh SWEET NOVIIIIII...How I love your 12 Oaks Mall, your Fast Track, your obnoxious 10 Mile traffic, your Border Cantina, your stunning selection of homes and automobiles that I will never be able to afford ( Read more... )