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[mirthmonkey]

My blind date was a republican. He started trying to defend torture, then when I was appalled, called me a "northern elitist." I replied that yes, I was, and i'd gain respect for the South as soon as they stopped bending over and spreading their asscheeks for any schmuck who namedropped jesus while simultaneously shitting on everything he stood

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[j4yx0r]

You'd think you would have learned by now. At least it wasn't televised.

~j

[mirthmonkey]

he's a stealth republican. One of those guys who says he doesn't like bush, then when actually put to the test on what he doesn't like about him, comes up with jack shit.

[hawver]

The South will rise again - sources say