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The Preacher's Story in 4 PartsThen I met Jenny ( Read more... ) -
I took my last breath at South by Southwest.
Spent all weekend in the recording studio, and here are the fruits of my labour:
Lost and Found
Don't tell The Cure, because they'll want royalties. Quote from the producer: "I'm pretty sure this track was *actually* on Disintegration."
Hipster Graveyard
Quote from the producer: "I'm offended by this song. I love it." -
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This is too good to not repost:
Ejaculatio Praecox, Once More
Our capacity to maintain colonial possessions being somewhat lesser than we imagined it to be, despite the awesome ability of our various cocksucker missile jockeys to blow shit the fuck up, we now find ourselves in the unenviable position of looking like loudmouth punks and being ( Read more... ) -
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Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you.
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The new JetBlue terminal at JFK is lovely, I especially appreciated how the pattern on the carpet looks while running full tilt from one end of the terminal to the other. I think I saw some power outlets as well ( Read more... ) -
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Bostonians - prepare your fragile minds for the imminent return of Hawver. Peace. -
Writer's Block: Smoked Out
I've decided I'm going to answer all of these inane questions, Hawver style.
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