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[hawver]

The new JetBlue terminal at JFK is lovely, I especially appreciated how the pattern on the carpet looks while running full tilt from one end of the terminal to the other. I think I saw some power outlets as well

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[pasquin]

masticate

Bravo! Triple word score for you, Sir!

But, have you considered how you enticed that gentleman to eat your ticket? With all its papery-waxy goodness? You're no different than a Walmart.

I hope he sues you if he has a bellyache.

[hawver]

Sadly, this is a work of non fiction. I don't think my imagination is up to the task of making something like this up.

[psymbiotic]

Reality is often times stranger than fiction. Yowza!

Egan

[halo]

wow, that's an even more surreal air travel experience than the time I got stuck at a gate at OHare for six hours... with a family of bagpipers who were loudly practicing for the whole time.

(I used to like the sound of bagpipes.)

[hawver]

... WUT?

That's pretty freakin awesome. I would have made them teach me how to play the bagpipes.

[halo]

Their repertoire was notably not very diverse. By the end, I was contemplating offering to pay them to stop playing, or at least to stop playing the same three songs, over and over and over and over and over... I felt like it was the scene that Ben Stiller didn't know was missing from this.

But seriously, wow, eating a boarding pass. Hey, air travel makes me pretty bugfuck crazy too-- I almost sympathize with the guy.

[sol3]

You know elvendoll was haunting terminal five right around then too?