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Pasquin Revealed
Best description of why I haven't been active on social media:
"Because you're so busy being a dark horse loner and cutting the fingers off your gloves and shit."
-Evil Egg.
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Love Goggles
After a long conversation about jealousy.
She: ...and so handsome and charming and own a business. What girl wouldn't be attracted?
Me: ...
She: What?
Me: Are you talking about me?
Honestly, I thought she'd changed the subject.
