Sorry Man, You're Still Jailbait

[misaido]

"Hang out with me! Hang out with me! Hang out with me!"

"Cool."  I reply.  "Whadda 'ya wanna do?"

"Swim at Boo Boo's house."

"You got it."

*drivedrivedrivedrivedrive*  *get to Boo Boo's house*

*swimswimswimswimswim*

'Uggh.  Fucking potheads.'  I think to myself. '...Oh good.  Now they're gone.'

"So, whadda 'ya wanna do now?" I asked Cat.

"Lets

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[draggingmuppets]

Ohhhhh Jesus.

I'm sorry, C. I think I laughed harder than I should have. The little bastid.

He's Also Greatly Opposed to Statutory Rape Laws

[misaido]

Oh, by all means: laugh away. It's funny, funny shit. He's tall, but God is he scrawny. A 15 year old scrawny blonde guy trying to get freaky 'wit me. What's the world coming to?

Re: He's Also Greatly Opposed to Statutory Rape Laws

[draggingmuppets]

I don't know. Christ. "Can I eat you out?" Charming.

[evisceration]

rofl. he wouldnt know where to start.

[misaido]

*tries to keep a straight face while writing* But really! He was talking all night about how some 21 year old chick said he was the best fuck she ever had...

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah right!

[evisceration]

ROFL, possibly if she was a virgin =p dont get me wrong i love the kid, but fuck, rofl..

grody panties

[temptationzgirl]

Awh dirtiness!

well, as icky as it may seem, not everybody can be the lust of a youngin ;)

hehehe

Here's To You, Mrs. Robinson

[teknogothyk]

Man, what's with these kids today? Thinking they can get into the panties of abeautiful, sexy older woman. Not that I blame him..at least he has VERY good taste ::wink::

meow!

[cuddlekittie]

That's actually the best story I've heard all day. Kudos for you!
meow!