the bug was freaking me out too much so i ended up finishing my essay crouched on a footstool in the kitchen. i think this should get me bonus points on my paper. now i don't know where the bug is, but i have my bathroom light on and the window in there open, so i'm hoping the bug will get the hint and be gone by morning. of course, this is more ( Read more... )

okay, the bug is really freaking me out. i can't work on my essay because i'm scared of the bug. think that excuse will work with my professor? i'm worried that it's going to come over here and i'll throw my laptop at it, which would not be good for anyone involved. gaah...

there's a really big creepy bug wandering around my ceiling, and i'm worried it's going to fly down into my ear. i'm not sure why that's my biggest fear where this bug is concerned, but i keep on looking up at it nervously to make sure it's still up there and not crawling on me. it seems to be trying to mate with the ceiling. i really hope it's ( Read more... )

"Therefore, corruption must be once of the first criteria for establishing a mabber of ( Read more... )

yeah. so, that essay. yup. god damn it, i really need to start working on it. see, i've never not gotten an essay done on time, so i'm way too blase about it. i'm kind of at the point where i have this idea that i could put the essay off until an hour before it's due and still get it done somehow. which is a bad place to be. y'know, i'm ( Read more... )

i have an eight-page essay due in about nine hours that i have yet to start, so i thought it would be a good time for an update. it would be really nice to be able to plagiarize right now. i don't even mind the writing of this essay--i just don't feel like researching it. i should've been an english major. i mean, it's not like your ( Read more... )

the sun needs to hold off on rising for another three hours or so. i have a really hard time getting work done when it's light out. see, homework is to be done at night. at night it is dark. therefore, if it is light out, there is no need to be doing homework. yeah, i'm only about a third of the way done with my essay. which is really a shame ( Read more... )

i hate essays. especially pointless essays where the prof is going to get forty essays all containing the exact same information because the topic was so bloody narrow that it's basically just "summarize everything on which i have lectured in the past few weeks." i suppose i shouldn't bitch about it too much, because the alternatives are an exam ( Read more... )

there're these birds outside that start chirping around 3 AM, which is usually right around when i'm trying to go to sleep, and i hate them with a burning passion. there really shouldn't be happy chirping birds when it's supposed to be all nice and quiet and dark. however, my newfound favorite hobby is to sit near the window and watch all the ( Read more... )

two things i learned today ( Read more... )