failing to suck

[misc_negro]

I left my lunch at home today. So on the way to her job Applehead brings it to me.
Leftovers for the win...

On the way back up to my desk on the elevator a woman gets on.
She says
"oh, man its do darned hot, gonna be a scorcher today, it's gonna suck." (its only gonna be 94, it ain't hot till 100 in my book)
I say
"Well we got AC so its all good."
she

Comments

[misc_negro]

You get to complain, but will you?

and come on! 94 is warm, you need triple digits people jumping from windows to feel the breeze of air before crashing to the ground to escape the heat.
I need 121 degrees and random strangers bursting into flames.

[misc_negro]

Well I will let you have that then hahaha.
does it ever get to 100 there? I have no scale of reference for the temps because Ive been in Texas all of my adult life.

[fr0w]

ahahaha