hmm hello kitty is giving it to you hardcore lately I see.. here I thought you were straight? guess that little pastel sweeti innocent clock is not oh so sweet and innocent.
hey man I can totally hook you up with my crack dealer and
you will not cute yourself ever again from this day forth. bend over elbows on the desk
Something hot... Eggs, pancakes, or waffles: if you don't have at least one of those, you should stop and get eggs for the next day: scrambled.
A slice of toast. Lightly buttered.
Orange juice. If you don't have any: shame on you. Get some on the way in to work.
Tonight you'll be using your non-dominant hand, and tomorrow you'll need to write to tell me how it went. I'll also want to know what toys you may have available. If you have none, you'll be asked to improvise.
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guess that little pastel sweeti innocent clock is not oh so sweet and innocent.
hey man I can totally hook you up with my crack dealer and
you will not cute yourself ever again from this day forth.
bend over
elbows on the desk
4 peas
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no one is supposed to know that i have a hello kitty alarm clock,
it does not match my black decor.
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:P
wuv u
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A slice of toast. Lightly buttered.
Orange juice. If you don't have any: shame on you. Get some on the way in to work.
Tonight you'll be using your non-dominant hand, and tomorrow you'll need to write to tell me how it went. I'll also want to know what toys you may have available. If you have none, you'll be asked to improvise.
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Check your email in the morning.
I'll also want to know what toys you may have available.
One purple vibrator. An eggplant. A candle. And one pink hello kitty alarm clock with vicious teeth.
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