I dreamt I had to go to Mars ( Read more... )

The first time that I met her I was throwing up in the ladies room stall. She asked me if I needed anything; I said, “I think I spilled my drink”. And that’s how it started (or so I’d like to believe ( Read more... )

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i found a shitty but free webcam. best time-waster in the universe.


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IM BROKE.

and my roommate claims he is only gay part of the time.


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