Last night I mixed Gold Tequila, Coors Light Beer, Canadian Club Whiskey, and Vodka. For dinner, I ate a TREMENDOUS amount of chili, loaded with cheese and sour cream. I ate too much in fact. Around my 11th shot of Canadian Club, I lost it all in the sink. I don't believe that in all my history of drinking, partying and vomiting that I've ever seen ( Read more... )

I just got back from a christmas brunch. Obviously, there was drinking involved, and I had a little slip-up. There was a small circle of women, discussing something about a couch. They were trying to determine which Dee was selling the couch. Somehow, there are 2 or 3 Dee's here at Rosedale. Anyway, I was asked, "Do you know Dee?", and almost by ( Read more... )

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

Today was a mild, mostly sober day. Which is sad b/c I had 12 shots of Tequila, 1 shot of Jim Beam and 5 beers. and I still feel sober. but that was scattered throughout the day, with the concentration being in the AM. Lucky for me, I have Guniness cans, Irish Whiskey and Bailieys Irish Cream. I have a feeling sobriety will be a passing thing.

This has got to be the most self-defeating website I've ever seen. I can't even wrap my mind around the concept of pete the porno puppet. And if you look at the ABC news commercial, it says it all. 'unconventional christianity'? HAH! and BTW, I think these guys look like a couplah closet homosexuals. And pete the porno puppet looks like he's mad ( Read more... )

Wild good hotel party that went down last night. I started drinking at like 11:30AM yesterday, and finished up around 5:00AM this morning. The drink of the night was definetly tequila, and I was ripped outtah my skull all night. The hotel was super skeezy, there was like some sort of illegal gambling going on downstairs. I think I passed out like ( Read more... )

I'm going out tonight to a hotel party with Kara and Jen. It's Jen's birthday, and I plan on having many, many drinks in her honor. I'm bringing about 1/4th a gallon of some decent Vodka, and I'm probably gonnah drink it all.

Give yourself the psych exam.

Here's my results:

Paranoid:  Very High
Schizoid:  Very High
Schizotypal:  High
Antisocial:  High
Borderline:  Low
Histrionic:  Moderate
Narcissistic:  Very High
Avoidant:  Low
Dependent:  Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:  Low

Alki-Brit X-mastime.

#1. I love that beer in the file photo. an exellent brew. Great for irish car bombs.

#2. Right about now, if I were british, I'd owe the government over a million pounds in alcohol related fines.