Today VA got about an inch and a half of snow. It took me literally 2 hours and 45 minutes to get home, from what is normally a 20 minute drive. The interstate was shut down in both directions, alternate routes were more congested than Bob Flanagans lungs.

and I have a quick rant to make:

after joining the LJ community, and perusing many of the LJ' ( Read more... )

And some people see the Virgin Mary on grilled cheese.

Hesus Christo! I got SMOKED last night with a capital 'S'. I don't even remember crashing out. I vaguely remember talking to Kara, but I have no idea what about. JoFFe brought me a bucket, and I said, "Man, that's so disrespectful." he replied, "It will be more disrespectful when you vomit all over my floor. Just don't think about it." At some ( Read more... )

I fuckin' love Family Guy. Thanks Russ.


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First night back last night, I'm up to my old tricks. Drinking @ JoFFe's, then a hop downtown for cocktails with Joey. Didn't start to make it home till' 7AM, at which point I fell asleep behind the wheel and ran off the road into some grass at about 65mph. I think I ran over a mile marker or something. The jolt was enough to wake me, and the ( Read more... )

This is fucking ridiculous. Do the High-Tech crime units in this country have nothing better to do than moderate and charge for teenybopper schoolground disputes?

"Investigators with the Attorney General's High-Tech Crimes Unit say the situation started when a 15-year-old female student created a website called "Loranger's biggest queer.com."

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I can't ever get any sleep anymore. Up at 4:20AM. Seems like I managed to piss a lottah people off last night. I don't know if that had more to do with me DT'n w/ me taking a 1/4th of my usual dosage, the 20+ shots of Vodka, or me just generally being pissy. Perhaps a combination of all three. I'm wondering how much longer that my body will accept ( Read more... )

While searching for the definition of 'digital penetration', I found this little gem.

"The licking of the anal sphincter has been called an ass blow, cleaning up the kitchen, a trip to the moon, and going around the world.

When playing rim around the rosy, the gourmet analist might do so at length, the sampler might do so only briefly, and the ( Read more... )

I just had the strangest fucking dream where I was in some morgue with NECRO shooting a low budget death rap video. His flow was so ill, I had to wake my struck-ass up and write this shit down. This is all I remember ( Read more... )

Soon I'll be getting a webcam. So look forward to shits on webcam. Five US dollars per dump.