Your dating personality profile:

Outgoing - You can liven up any party. You've got a way with people and have little difficulty charming your dates.
Practical - You are a down-to-earth individual who is not impressed with material excess. You care about the stuff of like that really matters.
Traditional - Modern culture does not move you. You hold ( Read more... )

I drink alot. I get drunk alot. But seldom do I get so fucked up I can't see or stand. I went to the river in search of rest and relaxation. Instead, being the driven individual that I am, I found boredom. So I headed out into the night in search of adventure. I concocted some story as to finding a person named Jacob Billings. I visited a grocer, a ( Read more... )

If Jesus drank copious amounts of liquor, he'd come to me to know what the good shit was.
Iceberg Vodka, which I have found, now is ranking above Grey Goose in taste tests, and the price is steadily rising. If there's one thing that I know, it's good Vodka. and good liquor. PERIOD.

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Jim to me right before dinner party: "Goddamn it Matthew, don't go getting all shitfaced on us. Wait till' after they leave."

There are many interpretations of the golden rule:

"Whatever you wish that men would do to you, do so to them." Christianity. Bible, Matthew 7.12

"A man should wander about treating all creatures as he himself would be treated." Jainism. Sutrakritanga 1.11.33

"Try your best to treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, and you will find ( Read more... )

Matt Drudge bears an uncanny resemblance to the American Idol fop. The only reason I mention this is, Matt Drudge (seen above) is a closeted homosexual, and so is Mario Vasquez (seen below).


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Would anyone like a warm beer?


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All rapists should get this sort of treatment.

"With each move, he has been strip-searched - his body probed for contraband. The searches are unwelcome, invasive, emasculating. Prisoners who resist are searched by force.
   "It's sexual assault," he cries, noting that he has never been caught with any contraband. "It's rape. Don't you understand? I ( Read more... )

My philosophy: When someone tries to fuck you, fuck them back.
I'm getting Blockbuster right in the ruby starfruit.

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