There was an entry here. For about 15 minutes this morning. Thankfully there's xanex and hot showers. God bless damage control.

I just found a delightfully sadistic television show. It's called cheaters. Undercover detectives find cheating spouses and boy/girlfriends. There's plenty of shame, hatred, emotion, sex and violence. Check out their website. I even got a screenshot for yah'll.


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You scored as Conductor. You're not a section at all; you're the conductor! You keep everyone playing together and listen for parts that need to be tweaked. Everyone seems to follow you, for you're the leader, and although it can be very frustrating at times, you excel in this position. You and your band codepend on each other, as with no ( Read more... )

It's thursday. I'm boozeless, and it's wearing on my psyche. I have no money. You may send your paypal donations to me, or I will continue to blackmail you with images such as this:
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If anyone speaks or can read German, a translation would be greatly appreciated.
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Last night, went to my Dads for drinking and gaming. As the night wore on, we made a bet that if he won 5 games in a row, I'd owe him 5 bucks, and if I won 10 games in a row, he'd owe me 20 bucks. We decided that every 5 matches we'd do another shot. Together, we drank 2 5th's of liquor and some beers. I think for the 1st time in my life, I ( Read more... )

Went to Hooters last night with Steve-O and Stewball. Drank about three pitchers of beer. From there it got really interesting. the long and short of it all, I evaded 1 Henrico cop, and 2 Hanover cops. Steve-O was following me in his car in Hanover. I figured the only way for us not to get busted for the DUI and the speeding was to give it my all, ( Read more... )

Yah know, I'm really a fan of those jello pudding cups.

Dean and I got into a conversation the other day about person-to-person relationships. I have endeavored (in my current drunkeness) to break this down to an irrefutable point. Dean claims that in any relationship, the imputs (what has happened to this person) develops the eventual outcome. Which I suppose is true, but is basically unimportant (1+1= ( Read more... )

I think I very well might be the luckiest fucker alive. I just came off a 5 day bender, put on some pants and a shirt, and went down to the local Blockbuster for an interview. Not only did I get the job, but I was offered an assistant manager position. Apparently, there were problems at another store, and the managers at the store I applied to were ( Read more... )