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My 14 year old sister spells while as "wiyel", and stab as "stabe". Hrm, good to know that St Joseph's Academy are still maintaining the same high standard of education they were when I was there ( Read more... )

I don't think I'll ever truly be satisfied with anything I have/achieve in life.
Even if at some point or other, I have everything, I still wont be content.
Sad, but true.
It's this realisation that leads me to question all of my life's worth.
I never find answers, and I most probably never will.

Ugh, I've felt like I've had a hair stuck in the back of my throat for the past three days. Lots of gagging goodness.

The trailer for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reminds me a little too much of The Cat in the Hat for comfort. A deeply disturbing movie indeed, which I had the misfortune of seeing while babysitting my younger sister. This, ( Read more... )

Seems my exam results are to come through earlier than I thought. I've never had to deal with failing anything in life, academically speaking, and I don't think I'm going to too well either. And nor is my mother ( Read more... )

My period really needs to hurry the fuck up and get here so I can stop being a fat muthafucka ( Read more... )

How I can go from getting little more than 2 hours of sleep and being wide awake all the time, to being absolutely shattered all the time, and unable to function unless I get at least 11 hours of sleep, is beyond me!

Other random facts: I'm apparently delusional, but hush, I do have a beer belly, and my blood tastes like... water, refuses to clot ( Read more... )

I was just in the midst of finishing a massive, fuck off, beast of an entry, when my computer along side my carelessness, decided to delete it. As a result, I'm now so annoyed I can't even be arsed typing out the gist of it.

oralsexworkshop finally removed me from his friends list after I enquired about him looking as if he has bitch tits in a pic posted in his ( Read more... )

I've decided to follow my one true calling in life; I'm running off in pursuit of my dream of joining the French Foreign Legion. Purely for the new identity. Only problem being, I own tits and a vagina, rather than the preferred hairy nipples and a cock, though I'm sure this could easily be resolved with a few grand and a willing surgeon, and I'd ( Read more... )