Fork / knife / sea urchin / donation box.

[miss_ladybug]

Basket cartwheels, I kicked an octopus across the floor and everyone had their things to say. But a drink's a drink, and if that's what you think, you're a lot closer to worming your way into the belly of a shark than I thought

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[anirampunks]

and you are?

Pretend hugs at a pretend funeral for your parents (ugly ones at that).

[miss_ladybug]

Well let me see. Let's go through the shut up first, for one.

So. Well, shut up. Just stay the fuck off Jeremy's journal, stupid hair.

Re: Pretend hugs at a pretend funeral for your parents (ugly ones at that).

[anirampunks]

and what is it exactly that you hate me for and do i even know you?

For the benefit and the nice-fitting tube top you're wearing in line at the saddle show.

[miss_ladybug]

Wow.

I didn't realize eating shit could be an art. Really, you should wear a bib, beautiful.

So like, when did I say I hated you? You're putting (pudding) words in my mouth when in all actuality what you should really be doing is putting a fist back into yours. I don't hate you, I just think when you bother my friends that it's a waste of my time, my friends' time, and any unsuspecting random Livejournal user's time, most especially the time I have, the time my friends have, and the time left to wander by the random Livejournal users.

We're not here for your fucking play time. Because if we were, we'd be getting laid. Be sure of that, and as it happens, your lips look like stretchmarks on the belly of a horse.

[isosceles]

Jare??

I am not fooled.