Vote for Studdogs here at this contest so these jerks can stop pestering my answering machine:

http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/unsignedband/

Oh, and who's been leaving white roses on my doorstep for the past three Sunday mornings?

Basket cartwheels, I kicked an octopus across the floor and everyone had their things to say. But a drink's a drink, and if that's what you think, you're a lot closer to worming your way into the belly of a shark than I thought ( Read more... )

Okay so it's 10 til 9 and I am one of 4 employees in the building. He He. I got up god-awful early today for who knows why. So I came in early. I think my boss is getting annoyed by me always leaving early. Ummmm...whatcha gonna do fire me ( Read more... )

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Okay so I go to the gas station yesterday with Tim. As I'm waiting for Tim to get money at the ATM this little old lady walks toward me and says, "I haven't seen you in a long time. You've put on some weight". Ummmm...am I wrong or was that just plain rude. I stutter and stammer then say, "Yea I have. I just had a baby. See that's him right ( Read more... )

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