to live outside the law, you must be honest.

"Godless" examines a set of beliefs known as "liberalism." It is the doctrine that prompts otherwise seemingly sane people to propose teaching children how to masturbate, allowing gays to marry, releasing murderers from prison, and teaching children that they share a common ancestor with the earthworm. (They haven't yet found the common ancestor ( Read more... )

i recommend everyone pick up a copy of do androids dream of electric sheep?. it's top notch, if i do.

so let's talk about fucking idiots today. some days i'm really at my wit's end, especially with the fucking idiots that have no idea they're fucking idiots. these are the people that traipse around with their fucking noses in the air because they think they're better, or more talented, or because they listen or pretend to listen to "good" music so ( Read more... )

i take my clothes to the laundromat in a cardboard box to be one step closer to understanding garth algar.

...but will i ever truly understand?

june 18th 2pm
the stone pony
the captains + a bunch of other people

please come and flash your tits!

and by come i mean buy tickets from me, dave, jared, jesse, mike and most likely aileen and abri. do it. do it or die.

i'm so smelly. geez

MY CELL PHONE WORKS.

CALL MY CELL PHONE, FOOLS.

finally got a SWEET ASS apartment.

people that are allowed to come: EVERYONE DRINK MAD BEERZ. ESPECIALLY YOU DAILE, I'M TWO FEET FROM THE CRANFORD TRAIN STATION.
people that aren't allowed to come: austin and karen, aka police velcro.

walker told me i have aids.