I came across this today and it made me chuckle:
"My Mother Said" Anonymous
My mother said, I never should
Play with gypsies in the wood.
If I did, then she would say:
'Naughty girl to disobey!
'Your hair shan't curl and your shoes shan't shine,
You gypsy girl, you shan't be mine!'
And my father said that if I did,
He'd rap my head
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